But you've won!
One grey, drizzly April morning, I've dragged myself out of bed and, mildly hung over, managed to make my way to London Zoo for a friend's birthday excursion. We have cunningly picked a weekend between two bank holidays in the hope of minimizing the number of children present, and to an extent this has worked, but because of the rain everyone's gone for the indoor exhibits and we're trapped in the aquarium with a pack of screeching little bastards. We try to avoid them as much as possible, but eventually they surround us as reach the tank with clownfish in.

"Nemo, Nemo!" they announce. Yes, very good, it looks like Nemo. Now hush.
"Nemo, Nemo!"
"Shhhhhh, don't let them know you've found him!"
"What?"
"When you find Nemo, you've won the zoo! That means it's finished, and it's time to go home."
"Sniff, sniff, WAAAAAAAAAAH!"

As their parents rounded the corner we beat a swift retreat and went to look at some ducks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:52, 1 reply)

HAHA
I am so gunna use this my self
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:20, closed)