At the Checkout
I'm queuing to pay for my shopping in Asda and this stressed chav mother is in front of me with her terror of a lad. He's about 4 or 5 and he looks at me for some reason. As I catch his eye, I glare and stick my tongue out. The kid pulls a right angry face back, and the mother notices, tells him to stop and apologises to me. As the mother turns back, I laugh at him, stick my tongue out again, and he responds with a middle finger. The mother again notices, stops packing her shopping, turns to the kid, whips his pants down and absolutely BELTS him on his arse. Kid starts crying and rubbing his sore backside as the mother again sincerely apologises for her kid being such a bastard!!
(peakofphysicalfitness, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, 1 reply)

Thats mean
but funny

Quick tip: if you see a kid trying to get their parents attention while they pay for their shopping or if they are crying, pull a silly face at them. they shut up most of the time.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:07, closed)