There's no point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes...
As Tom Baker once said in an old Doctor Who...

It was a treat! I skive off hard on B3ta five days a week, and up until I got paid on Tuesday we've been paying off debt because the council fucked up and didn't sort out the council tax when I moved in, nor inform the water board when we bought the place like they were supposed to. So we've had little, if no, disposable income since Christmas. Plus it's cost a fortune to get the sweary one's driving licence back.

He's lovely though - black and shiny (but not in an Ainsley Harriott way) with gold knobs. And best of all, he's REMOTE CON-FUCKING-TROLLED!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:39, Reply)