hoodie
My brother is quite handy and therefore unlike me, quite happy to walk down the street and straight through a bunch of "feral" teenage kids, the ones either in black trackys or the black and grey version of dennis the menace's jumper.

As we walk through, he always says, in best 'annoying auntie' type voice "ahhhh look - they've got a little club with uniforms and everything! Bless...."

drives them mental but as i say he's quite handy. Personally, I like pretending to mistake the younger ones for girls, just so their mates turn on them going "that bloke fort you woz a bird innit" and stuff.

Still, we should be nice to the chav underclass, or at least promote their health to at least minimum standards. I'm always going to need my car washing, or my rubbish collected.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:29, 5 replies)

I'd prefer.
To have them used as test dummies for the army, whats better training than a live, running target?
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:36, closed)

^ or test driving Vulvas
Er, sorry, I meant Volvos.

*click* for merth
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:16, closed)

How funny!
I liked both the 'feral' comment and what your brother says.......I like to say similar things to goths/emos..."Awww...aren't you just the cutest little thing!"
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:50, closed)

^ or keeping the soylent factories up and running
and I don't mean pushing buttons or cleaning up.

Promoting health among them is unnecessary. Crunch all you want, they'll make more.
(aeon chicken Like the Millenium Falcon, only slower and noisier, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:47, closed)

hoodie
outside teh offy a few weeks ago i told one to watch himself or i would put him over my knee and spank his arse. adding that he shouldn't go thinking that i couldn't or wouldn't. he didn't know what to think but got out of my way in about half a second. i ain't that big (5-11) but quite broad for my height being a ruffty-tuffty plumber/builder type. you should have seen the look on his face. arf arf!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:41, closed)