Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Yay for kids!
I'm all in favor of kids, which doesn't seem to be the thing here in West L.A., at least if you've got an education and were born in America. I mean, everyone I see in my peer group is either not breeding, having a single child (two at the ABSOLUTE maximum), or waiting until their eggs and/or sperm have gone rotten and then trying frantically and dramatically to reproduce.
That's not what I want at all. I want to find the future Mrs. Not Here and have as many children as possible, as huge families always seem to be tremendous fun. I mean like six or ten or twelve kids, a brood that polygamists would envy.
Overpopulation isn't the problem. It's too many stupid people, as there's a distinct shortage of educated people with a sense of humor. (EDITED to remove rant about a humor-deprived portion of the world.)
I plan to do my bit in adding more smart (if a bit fat and ranty) children to the planet. Must diet and clean up the apartment first, I suppose.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:23, 2 replies)
I'm all in favor of kids, which doesn't seem to be the thing here in West L.A., at least if you've got an education and were born in America. I mean, everyone I see in my peer group is either not breeding, having a single child (two at the ABSOLUTE maximum), or waiting until their eggs and/or sperm have gone rotten and then trying frantically and dramatically to reproduce.
That's not what I want at all. I want to find the future Mrs. Not Here and have as many children as possible, as huge families always seem to be tremendous fun. I mean like six or ten or twelve kids, a brood that polygamists would envy.
Overpopulation isn't the problem. It's too many stupid people, as there's a distinct shortage of educated people with a sense of humor. (EDITED to remove rant about a humor-deprived portion of the world.)
I plan to do my bit in adding more smart (if a bit fat and ranty) children to the planet. Must diet and clean up the apartment first, I suppose.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:23, 2 replies)
hmmm
Can't say I'd agree with you there Mr Not Here...I'm one of six kids...and bleaagh....
Six kids is too much. My sister had 5...she was going to stick with four...and her 5th one had autism...
Besides, the more kids you have..the more chance you have that one of them will be gay..look at me..I'm living proof of that statistic! :D
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:39, closed)
Can't say I'd agree with you there Mr Not Here...I'm one of six kids...and bleaagh....
Six kids is too much. My sister had 5...she was going to stick with four...and her 5th one had autism...
Besides, the more kids you have..the more chance you have that one of them will be gay..look at me..I'm living proof of that statistic! :D
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:39, closed)
Don't woryy about cleaning the apartment first as the kids you have will just make a mess anyway.
But on the other hand, if you are still looking for a Mrs. Not Here, you might want to tidy up a bit after all.
good luck in your quest.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:00, closed)
But on the other hand, if you are still looking for a Mrs. Not Here, you might want to tidy up a bit after all.
good luck in your quest.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:00, closed)
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