Thanks Y'all
Status: hungover.
Ankle status: elephant's scrotum
Availability of correct drugs: Monday if I'm lucky
Car status: wing mirror broken overnight by scrotes unknown
Journey Status: A483 closed, hence major detour requiring lots of clutch pedal agony.

It's all so perfectly depressing I can't get the smile off my face*

Hey-ho, I've edited last nights drunken speeling, time to think of some amusing tales.

CHCB, chill. Think happy thoughts, such as slotting your entire faculty in a Columbine/West Virginia style**

Details of any putative revengeful actions that are wholly theoretical in nature, officer, may allegedly appear on a website near you.*** Mwahahahahahaha and all that.

EDIT: I also got a fucking speeding ticket last week as well. I haven't even SAID 'Jehovah'.


*may include elements of lie
** not a suggestion or incitement, just a pleasant fantasy suggestion
*** "I've got a little list, none of them would really be missed"

NIL CARBORUNDUM ILLEGITIMI (apols to Terry Pratchett)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:11, Reply)