Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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When I was a teenager...
One of our "family friends" were in hard times, now my mother and step dad being the good sort of person, let their family stay in our spare bedroom for a bit. (Mum, Dad & their 4 year old child)
Now... I'm quite a tolerant person, but this 4 year old...thing was possibly the most annoying thing on earth. He would seek me out like a cruise missile to show me that "he had acorn". At first I found it quite funny, but after the 50th time in one day it quickly became the bain of my existence. Our back garden was full of acords, I had contemplated cleaning the garden daily remove the offending articles however, I'm just too damn lazy.
My Secondary school and his primary school were opposite each other on the same road, and I noticed one day that all the kids were teasing my little friend for pretty much the same reason I hate him, he must have some kind of learning disability or something, but did I take pity on him? Hell no, he deserved, little shit.
So one day, I'm about to set off to walk to school, when his dad offers me a lift, I thought why not. Upon arriving near the school, I asked to be dropped off just out of eyesight, his dad goes "oh are you going to meet you friends?" I Reply "No, I'm too ashamed to be seen walking to school with your son"
I'm a bad person.
Needless to say things were awkward in the house for a bit.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:51, Reply)
One of our "family friends" were in hard times, now my mother and step dad being the good sort of person, let their family stay in our spare bedroom for a bit. (Mum, Dad & their 4 year old child)
Now... I'm quite a tolerant person, but this 4 year old...thing was possibly the most annoying thing on earth. He would seek me out like a cruise missile to show me that "he had acorn". At first I found it quite funny, but after the 50th time in one day it quickly became the bain of my existence. Our back garden was full of acords, I had contemplated cleaning the garden daily remove the offending articles however, I'm just too damn lazy.
My Secondary school and his primary school were opposite each other on the same road, and I noticed one day that all the kids were teasing my little friend for pretty much the same reason I hate him, he must have some kind of learning disability or something, but did I take pity on him? Hell no, he deserved, little shit.
So one day, I'm about to set off to walk to school, when his dad offers me a lift, I thought why not. Upon arriving near the school, I asked to be dropped off just out of eyesight, his dad goes "oh are you going to meet you friends?" I Reply "No, I'm too ashamed to be seen walking to school with your son"
I'm a bad person.
Needless to say things were awkward in the house for a bit.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:51, Reply)
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