Out camping last Saturday night with my new fella
and a bunch of our mutual friends, as well as some of my fishing club members.
One of the team guys has a 7 year old daughter, who is absolutely adorable and a little firecracker and loves camping and fishing, so her and her dad were hanging out with us.
Now, me and new guy have been dating a while, but have just gone public among our circle of friends and were therefore all over each other Saturday night.

The little lass comes up to me and says "workboresme, is that old* guy your boyfriend?" When I answered in the affirmative, she said "ewww, I saw you kissing and was going to take a picture and have dad post it on the team website!".

Later that night, as we were all retreating into our tents, my man and I headed into ours for some much anticipated shagging**. As we lay down (not even undressed yet), a little 7 year old starts putting on an English accent "workboresme, we know what you're doing. You and the old guy are moaning and groaning. What's going on in there?"
Obviously the entire campsite burst out laughing and we couldn't do anything for fits of giggles.

*he's significantly older than me
**he's also the best sex I've ever had. Ladies, find yourselves older men!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:41, 14 replies)

I've heard things about older men.
Good things like quality, attentiveness, etc. Enjoy!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:08, closed)

Oh yes.
It's all about me in bed - I love it! I even put my toys away!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:36, closed)

woohoo for you!

So, might I ask how much older? I've only gone 10 years older before but my sister's new husband is closer to 15 years older than her.

Sometimes I wonder if it is an age-related thing (lived longer and learned more) or a generational thing (raised to honor women more).
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:56, closed)

Gazzed ya!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:24, closed)

got it
:)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:34, closed)

Oh yes.
We older chaps are far much better, its just the nodding off in the middle bit you have to worry about.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:02, closed)

older men still want to tell the details to all their mates
but it's OK, because all their mates are dead.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:20, closed)

i'm with you on the older men thing
when i was 19, i started seeing a guy who was 42. he treated me like a queen, took me for weekends away and the sex was excellent! older men seem to have the urge to please you rather than themselves in bed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:04, closed)

Trust Me..
It's an experience thing.

Young men are brought up to think that, to be a sex God, you have to stick your tongue as far as you can down a girls throat (if you cant taste her last meal you're doing it wrong mate...) maul her tits (they love it when you squeeze really hard mate) then ram your love-muscle as hard as you can into her ladybits. Then you have to hammer away as hard and fast as you can (while reciting multiplication tables in your head so you don't come too quickly). The coup de grace is to pull out and shoot your load all over her face (they all love that mate - makes them cum...)

It takes a while, a few lovers, and a lot of actually talking to women before pennies start to drop and you start taking your time and finding out what the particular woman you're with really likes.

Young women have similar delusions. A lot seem to think that moaning and (please God no!) screaming, means that they're having great sex. What it actually does is reinforce his delusion that all women want is for a bloke to shag them like a demented jack-hammer on speed.

There's absolutely nothing wrong in, sometimes, being selfish and letting your lover bring you off. It can create a sense of power in one and gratitude in the other. Conversely, there's an enormous amount of satisfaction in giving the one you love an orgasm - even if you don't cum yourself.

Sex? It's a give and take thing.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 13:32, closed)

Just reading through various replies
I can imagine the typical b3tan response being "What is this... sex that you speak of?"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)

OMG! Yeah baby!
I have always dated younger guys, not by choice but they are always the ones that seemed to approach me. They were ok but didn't really give me any hope for a long and lasting sexual relationship. Having recently been with someone my own age albeit 2 years older, I am at a loss as to why I didn't do this years ago. Older men are the dogs bollocks!!!!!

And what Legless says - is spot on!!
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:18, closed)

I've dated mainly younger men
the youngest was ten years younger than me (and no, I wasn't his teacher at the time) and I've dated some older than me.
In my experience the ones who were crap in bed were generally wrapped up in themselves and often rather arrogant - they 'knew' what women wanted. It didn't make any difference what their age was.

Personally I'm not bothered whether they're younger or older than me so long as they can keep up.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:15, closed)

By significantly,
I mean 25 years older than me...........
He's awesome!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:22, closed)

@BGB
I've dated younger guys but not through choice?????

How did that work then?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:12, closed)