my mum often found my brother
with a brown ring around his mouth and a half-chewed turd clenched in his pudgy little fist. it earned him the lifelong nickname of "gobshite", although he has told me in no uncertain terms that, if i ever tell anyone how he got this nickname, he will stab me in the eye.
i'm glad he doesn't come on here
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:18, Reply)