Kids on wheels
Whether it be a skateboard or those blasted shoes with wheels in the heel, i always get the maddening urge to knock the mobile blighters down, particularly since the former are largely wankers and the latter more often than not crash into you.

Kids on bikes are occasionally irritating too, as they often expect you, the pedestrian, to get out of their way. Fuck you, I'm walking here, you go around.
(Impuritan, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, 4 replies)

Funnily enough
I don't have much time for kids, but I do find kids going around with wheelie shoes quite amusing.

Skateboarders get on my tits but the heelies are OK!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:17, closed)

Now
You see I have the opposite view here to K2k6.

Boards are okay, it's the wheelie shoes kids that annoy me. They ride into me in every shop. I swear they're out to get me.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:57, closed)

Heelies
I keep waiting for them to tip over backwards and crack their skulls open on the floor. Just wrong.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:05, closed)

Those wheelie things
Freak me out - first time I saw a kid freewheeling down the street I swore to lay off the drugs*

* may not contain 100% truth
( snee held his breath since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:23, closed)