Might as well shame myself (and my cousins)
So yeah when I was but a young'un myself and my cousins thought of a brilliant idea of making cement (for reasons i do not know). We had the sand but no cement powder stuff (!) water or a cement mixer. Not a problem, we have the genious idea of dropping trousers and peeing directly into the sand and mixing it with opur hands. We just couldn't get the same colour as wet cement we had seen so kept mixing and peeing.

Then my Ma seen us.

Cue screaming, shouting, crying and cursing (3 outta 4 were me) before me and my 2 cousins were thrown into a bath together and washed and scrubbed like never before.

There is even a photo at home (where it is staying) and you can see a big greyish mark on my head where the pee covered sand had been.

/shudder

insert length joke here
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:57, Reply)