Old beyond his years
When my son was about six, we were going on holiday, and playing motorway games in the car keeping the children amused.
Looking at car number plates and the three letters in them, then trying to think of words with those letters in. Dad spots a car with VGN in the plate. Cue silence for a few seconds, then my son blurts out "VIRGIN ". looks of horror by myself across at the ex Mrs love Custard. "Whats a virgin ?" I ask my son.
Quick as a flash, he replies, A type of coke! Five minutes of hysterical laughter from me and mrs love custard !
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, Reply)