Disabled child
Not mine, but something my boyfriend told me a couple of years ago (and still makes me laugh today!) He was at home, and the phone rang, which his mother answered. The caller says "Hello, sorry to bother you, I'm from the local council," or something to that effect, "and I was wondering if I could interest you in some raffle tickets - it's for a disabled child." To which my boyfriend's mother instantly replied, "What would I want with a disabled child!?"
(paisleypiglet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, Reply)