My godson
is about five and the cleverest little boy in the world. and im not being biased, I really fucking hate kids.

He loves cars, he can tell you what make and year a car is from about 100 feet away. An aunty of his asked him why he liked a particular car... was it the shiny paintwork, the squeaky noise the windows make, or perhaps the gleam of the chrome alloys...

"No", he replied "I like the structure of the hydraulics and the carbon-fibre chassis is second to none. And don't even get me started on the horsepower... O-60 in (can't remember), that's just sexy."

Jeremy Clarkson in the feckin making that one. I checked his facts and they were all right. He doesn't even watch Top Gear which is scarier! (past his bedtime innit)
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:43, Reply)