Oh yes...
When i was 2 I coloured in my toenail with a pencil, and it went weird.
I went to the Doctors and got some antibiotics and that was the end of it.

Except... a social worker arrived a week later. She said to my mother "your son was admitted to hospital with a bruised toe - I'd like to ask you a few questions if I may".

"No need!" replied mum cheerfully. "I was bored so I stamped on it".

I'm told the social worker just went pink and apologised and left. That must be how Eunice Spry got away with it.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, Reply)