Just learning to talk properly
One of my clearest memories of being a child was this most hilarious incident involving my younger brother who must have been only 5 at the time.

One sunny afternoon he came bursting into the house all excited and was like
"Mum Mum! Clothes Party!"
My mum was confused as he wasnt really pronouncing the words properly. But I could understand him. She said "What?"
"Clothes Party!"
"Whaaaat????"
"next door but one!"
"whaaaat??"
"clothes party next door but one!"
"whaat? Im sorry I cant understand you!"

My younger brothers face suddenly changed from an excitment, to downright anger. With his front teeth firmly perched over his lower lip. He let out the best "FUCK OFF!!" I had ever heard.

This resulted in him getting a slap.
I guess you had to be there. My mother never did go to the clothes party next door but one.
(Miggyman, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:23, 2 replies)

Er...
What *IS* a "Clothes Party"?
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:48, closed)

Dunno could have been an ann summers party for all i know :)
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(Miggyman, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:27, closed)