Feeding obese kids to starving kids
That would be ethically difficult! I mean think of the hugh levels of fat and cholesterol you'd be putting into the starving people's diets! They'd die of heart attacks before the age of 12 (as opposed to hunger by 3, so it IS a marginal improvement I guess)!

And to solve homelessness, redefine "home" to "wherever your ass sits". Or "where the heart is". Then they'll all be fine!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)