Cunty Carrots
When my little niece was 2 and just learning to speak, she had a very large vocabulary but her pronounciation was not the best (fair enough, she was only 2). One day I was looking after her at my house and had made her a lovely lunch of chicken and salad, including raw carrots. I asked her how her lunch was and she replied "Cunty!". I was rather taken aback. Partly shocked by her outburst and part impressed with such advanced swearing at such a young age.

Turned out, she was explaining to me that the carrots were in fact "Crunchy". Kids eh!
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:54, Reply)