...and I chop 'em down, with the edge of my hand
My father in law is a mason, loves golf, and is an excellent misogynist too. He doesn't see much of my nipper but on the last visit had decided that my boy was OK, and set about converting him to the cause (golf).

"Have you ever thought about playing golf? Golf's a great game, and golfers are good people too."

"In *your* opinion."



"So, when you come back from this holiday, you'll have a lot to say when they ask 'what did you do on your holidays'.
Do they ask you that?"

"They used to, but they don't patronise us anymore."

Two nil.
(Countryslicker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, 4 replies)

How old
is your awesome son?
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, closed)

He's
Eleven :)
(Countryslicker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, closed)

Golf
Is the biggest pile of wank masquerading as a sport ever.

I worked with a lad a few years ago. We had a radio in the kitchen to while away the hours, and it was tuned to Radio 1 (Radio 2 at the time being shite). One day he asked if he could change the station so he could 'listen to the golf'.

Listening to football, yes, but GOLF??? it's not even worth watching on TV as you can't see the fucking ball no matter how much the camera tries to pick it out as it sails towards the bunker.

Golf. Jesus...


It really is wank
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, closed)

He's a RoXoR
xD
(ShitBitch, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, closed)