when my daughter was less than a year old
she decided to shoot a jet of liquid baby poo into my face while changing a nappy. Truly terrifying and I screamed and fell over being the brave soul I am. Anyone with kids has a kid wee or kid poo story so it's no big deal.

However, She's now 6 and I thought i'd tell her this story. I expected her to laugh and chuckle at it. But no, instead she fixed me with a look that I can only describe as 'the sad eyes that have seen to much too young' and uttered, 'You are disgusting daddy' and promptly left the room.

I was so flabbergasted at the sheer lack logic that I only managed to mutter 'Yeahhh, welll, no hang on, me?' before she left the room.

Tomorrow I'm going to tell her santa's not real. Lets see her comeback on that one eh?
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, Reply)