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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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All this talk of babies and children.....
It's making me feel broody.












Sorry, I meant moody.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, 12 replies)
how would you like some meaningless sex?
ring 0800-cockinabox.

sorry.
(papa bouba slap your face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:37, closed)
I misread that
as booby.

*shakes head at self*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:38, closed)
HoHo
I read you first line as bloody, eh?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)
Oh, BGB
You're such a doody.



Sorry, I meant Rudey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)
All this talk
Of babies and children.....
It's making me feel hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, closed)
You had me going for half a second there....
I was about to suggest a lie down in a darkened room with copious amounts of alcohol until the feeling wore off!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)
A lie down in a darkened room
With copious amounts of alcohol?
I'm up for that, it's how all my best memories start...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:03, closed)
@Kaol
careful - I'm pretty sure that's how my two kids started!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, closed)
Haha!
Don't tell them that!

Or if you do, describe it in graphic detail.

Or don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:06, closed)
I thought I had a maternal urge once....
Eventually realised it was just wind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, closed)
Talking of "urges"
T minus 50 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)
WW
I'm off early to get a seat. Damn b3tards.

Can we have Friggin' Friday as well? I know, but I like it soooooo much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

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