All this talk of babies and children.....
It's making me feel broody.












Sorry, I meant moody.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, 12 replies)

how would you like some meaningless sex?
ring 0800-cockinabox.

sorry.
(papa bouba slap your face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:37, closed)

I misread that
as booby.

*shakes head at self*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:38, closed)

HoHo
I read you first line as bloody, eh?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

Oh, BGB
You're such a doody.



Sorry, I meant Rudey.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

All this talk
Of babies and children.....
It's making me feel hungry...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, closed)

You had me going for half a second there....
I was about to suggest a lie down in a darkened room with copious amounts of alcohol until the feeling wore off!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)

A lie down in a darkened room
With copious amounts of alcohol?
I'm up for that, it's how all my best memories start...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:03, closed)

@Kaol
careful - I'm pretty sure that's how my two kids started!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, closed)

Haha!
Don't tell them that!

Or if you do, describe it in graphic detail.

Or don't...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:06, closed)

I thought I had a maternal urge once....
Eventually realised it was just wind.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, closed)

Talking of "urges"
T minus 50 mins.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)

WW
I'm off early to get a seat. Damn b3tards.

Can we have Friggin' Friday as well? I know, but I like it soooooo much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)