Evil things,
in-car cigarette lighters. I've got a numb, bubbly bit on the end of my finger (god only knows how it's not grown out, I thought fingerprints were supposed to?!) from when I touched one to my finger to see if it was hot.

Then I went to put my finger in my mouth to cool it down. And in one of the many shows of my lack of co-ordination throughout my life, ended up licking the tip of the cigarette lighter, then screaming again and dropping it.

Result: One still bubbly finger 18 years after the fact, one still-numb tongue tip, and one burnt hole in the upholstery...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 23:53, Reply)