We took
the sleek smooth lines of a well designed machine. We added the effects of numerous kebabs and too much beer. We sat it awkwardly at a desk to damage the posture. We sprinkled it with hair in places you wouldn't expect and began to remove hair from places you would. We added a crude sense of humour, and a predilection for naughtiness with goats. Then we removed all the outer garments.

This is not just Thursday. This is althegeordie's Naked Thursday
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:10, 9 replies)

Sexeh tiem?
....?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:14, closed)

Nice!
You gentlemen see this?
www.b3ta.com/links/181907
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:19, closed)

I did indeed
I was most impressed. Did you read bob fossils story about chickenladys cock? it maked me larf out loud.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:23, closed)

I did
I was very impressed, but feel that such things have desensitised me in some way...

Bob Fossil's story made my pants cry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, closed)

Good!
I wish I could sleep at night, instead of coming up with nightmare creatures
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)

Oh no!
I made your pants sad and weepy!

I'm very sorry for upsetting your pants. Please give them my unreserved apologies.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, closed)

@Bob
It was a tear of pure joy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:13, closed)

Mine
was a tear of pure jizz.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:24, closed)

Is that what it was...?
Ah well, they are both quite salty.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:27, closed)