The noise!
I've got two daughters, the youngest of whom is 2. Aside from amusing stupidity (eg yesterday youngest span my office chair around, then walked it while it was still spinning... *thunk*), the stuff they do would only really amuse other parents, and is like every other child.

However, I have to rant about this... why the hell are kids toys so damn noisy? The volume drowns out the stereo, the sounds are at the precise pitch that sets off tinnitus, and THERE'S NO VOLUME CONTROL! They're either silent, or ear-drum splittingly loud. Funnily enough, once the batteries run out, I usually tell miniNedsons that they've broken...
(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, Reply)