On topic post to kill time
On a car journey into town, many moons ago. I was a precocious 10 year old and my brother a cherubic 6. Suddenly he pipes up.

"Mum, I'm not a virgin!"

"Wha?" she splutters, losing concentration on the road ahead and nearly removing a passing cyclist from his vehicle.

"Because I like eating meat, and don't just eat plants!" he replies, unaware of quite what he said.
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