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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Spikes
My sister got stuck on a spiked fence when she was a kid. On the spikey bit. Made the front cover of the local rag.

Last?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, 4 replies)
Ouch
Where about did she get spiked?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, closed)

Wolverhampton?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, closed)
I managed the same thing about two years ago...
...on my way home, trying to get through Hyde Park after the gates had closed. I found a fence which I thought was just low enough to jump over.

Almost made it as well, until I realised what was snagged on the spiky bit was not my jeans but my thigh. (Fortunately not so badly that I couldn't get myself off* and limp the rest of the way home.)

So I now have a nice little scar on my inner thigh. Of course, when people ask to see it, I have to warn them, "Well, I'd have to take my trousers down to show you..."

Oddly nobody takes me up on the offer...

*Fnaar, snigger, chortle
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, closed)
Close
it was brierly hill
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, closed)

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