Maggoty banger
In the distant past, a friend and I decided one day that we'd try a spot of fishing, having gotten a kit from argos for a tenner. We ventured into the local fishing shop and asked for some maggots, and not having a clue what we were doing asked for a pint of them.

Obviously, a pint of maggots can go a long way if you're thinking of spending a whole weekend fishing I guess, but if you're just pissing about for a hour or 2 before getting bored, it's rather a lot. So having returned home from a shit time trying to fish and catching fuck all, we still had at least half a pint of maggots left (the other half being spent throwing at each other, and only 12 or so actually used as bait).

Not sure what else to do with the remainder, we took them home and came up with the idea of making a maggot banger. Making the banger was simple enough (the old red caps split down the middle method), so all we had to do was attach the maggots to it, so we strapped them to it using the remainder of the electrical tape, planted it in the garden and set it off.

The whole of the garden and some of the neighbours was covered in crusty maggots, which to be honest, was all a bit grim. After that event, I've never bought maggots or tried fishing since, it kind of put me off them, and I even felt a pang of remorse for all those needless deaths.
( flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:49, 3 replies)

There's one of them who drinks in my local.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:54, closed)

So you killed some juvenile flys.....
Do you have any issues killing adult flies?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 4:04, closed)

Pull the wings off 'em & make
them a "walk".
Now we're talking.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:57, closed)