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Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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I have an IQ of 59
needless to say...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, 11 replies)
Me missus sat one of those "reliable" Facebook IQ tests while I watched on
and scored 79, with the official result classed as "Borderline Retard". She asked me if there was a fault with the test, so she forwarded the link to my Facebook profile and I sat it, scoring 139 with the titanicly modest "Moderate Genius" placed upon my page.

"See, nout to it" says I, "that's working like a trooper."

Shame I forgot to tell her that I watched her perform the test and just copied the answers...oh well :p
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:47, closed)
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery..?
:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:59, closed)
Well
that and doing sexytiems.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:12, closed)
Do me a lemon
That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:01, closed)
It has a six in it;
But it's not 6,000.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:28, closed)
Chess

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:32, closed)
Prawn to King 4

(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:28, closed)
So
you like a bit of chess then do you?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:03, closed)
Surely it's a joke
about laughing last.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 5:32, closed)
...you work for the Department of Work and Pensions?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:49, closed)
Hey
I resemble that remark!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:10, closed)

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