Submissions to /board if they don't comply with rules,
some of which don't exist, such as it must be an image.
Nice poem on there atm by saintsandy. Getting flamed of course.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 9:48, 32 replies)

It was a shit, pretentious piece of wank.

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:07, closed)

I always find arts criticism is subjective.
Don't you?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:24, closed)

Nope. It's pretentious and shit. Look up both words in the dictionary and you will see their definitions in a frame, with an ostrich feather.

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:29, closed)

So criticism is always objective.
I've learned a valuable lesson today.
Thank you for sparing your valuable time to educate me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:34, closed)

Did you come here specifically to whine about something that's been posted on /board and /talk? If so, that's a bit... Well, it's a bit fucking thick, really.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:33, closed)

No, I came here to read qotw and respond to the answers
Hope you're having a lovely bank holiday weekend!
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:30, closed)

Also,
Did you reply here to specifically whine about someone posting on /qotw moaning about /board and /talk? If so, that's a bit... Well, it's a bit fucking pathetic, really.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:46, closed)

I'm posting here specifically to call you a whining prick who thinks the internet should bend to his own personal tastes, you whining prick who thinks the internet should bend to his own personal tastes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:35, closed)

Moaned about 2.0 recently?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:41, closed)

Oi, cocklord, I'm on your side here.
And the 2.0 thing isn't my personal taste, it's objectively shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:28, closed)

In which case, I am indeed a cocklord. Go get 'em, tiger.

EDIT: 2.0 doesn't bother me, really. It might be more of an irritation if it actually worked.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:48, closed)

In the year or so you've been a member, your only contribution to either /talk or /qotw is to chase someone around moaning about their poetry. I'm loathe to call anyone an obsessive shitcunt, but at first glance you certainly seem to fit the bill.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:40, closed)

Did you return to this thread specifically to whine about me?
I'm honoured.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:05, closed)

It was more of an observation.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:12, closed)

oh right
like the way you dig up internet dirt on posters you dislike and link it at them over and over again for 14+ months, unaware of the fact that no-one cares about it but you?

www.b3ta.com/search/answers/54110?q=post1671758
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:41, closed)

I'm not sure that linking back to a previous post on the same message board really counts as "dig[ging] up internet dirt" - but full marks for your continued flailing attempts to justify statutory rape.

EDIT: anyhow, seems everyone's at it.

Even terminally dull shitcunts.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:01, closed)

>posts like a stuck record
>calls other people "dull"
>doesn't see the irony
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 0:28, closed)

Yes, Alanis.
If you'd paid attention to your teachers, rather than investing all your energy in making humorous drum noises during assembly, you'd know that hypocrisy and irony are not interchangeable terms.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 8:37, closed)

It's moved to /talk
I fear it might have been better-off staying on /board
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:11, closed)

Poor sod.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:24, closed)