Jamming
I was with a dozen or so newly-made friends in Boston, Massachusetts a few years back at someone's house, having a few beers and pizzas as is the way there. The subject of donuts came up and eager to please and impress my new trans-Atlantic buddies came out with a sure-fire donut joke winner. (although why I was convinced they wouldn't have heard it before I'm not sure)

"Hey hey! Everyone listen to me!! Ahem."
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts?? .... Wi' jammin!!"

**** silence ****

Hmmmm unperturbed I carried on...

"And what do Bob Marley and his wife say to their guests when they're serving up donuts? ..... We hope you like jammin' too!!!"

Cue guffaws, groans and chuckles, but nowt. Silence and 24 or so wide blinking eyes staring at me.
Oh well, I thought - good effort son and looked down into my pizza and Sam Adams.

Then someone piped up from the back and said in a slow lazy drawl:

"Hmmm yeah - we actually call it jelly here."

I shut up after that.
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:49, 8 replies)

It's not your fault Americans can't words.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 12:01, closed)

You try wording them that!
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:06, closed)

What do they call jelly?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:10, closed)

Jello.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:27, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1900297
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:30, closed)

The
difference being that you can't jelly your cock in their arse.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:20, closed)

Then why's it called KY
Jelly?
(ubergeekian, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:17, closed)

Because KY Jam sounds like a Kentucky prog rock band.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:20, closed)