Last Friday, David Mitchell tweeted a message to me.
It was in reply to a joke I made. This was fair enough.

Since then, a few David Mitchell-obsessed fans have found my email address, and have started emailing me.

To: Stephen Frizzle
From: Adrian M*****
Subject: David mitchell

hey there, do you work on the bubble or peep show? i saw you chatting to david mitchell and was wondering if i could get tickets to the bubble. thanks

adrian

To: Stephen Frizzle
From: Kayle C******
Subject: The Bubble

Hey, I saw you earlier chatting to David Mitchell - is he a friend of yours? Sorry for the inconvenience, but I was just wondering if you’d be able to get me tickets to the next recording of The Bubble. Ed Byrne’s gonna be on it and my boyfriend loves him.

Sorry if this is too much!
Kayle xxxxx

To: Stephen Frizzle
From: Chris C****
Subject: peep show

Hi mate, do you know when the new peep show is?

To: Stephen Frizzle
From: Daniel R*******
Subject: Peep Show: New Series?

Hello, I’ve tried emailing David Mitchell but he never replies. Do you know when the new series of Peep Show is going to be? Thanks in advance, Daniel

I do not know David Mitchell.

Please stop emailing me.
( __, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:15, 12 replies)

So when is the new seies coming out?
And a couple of tickets to the bubble wouldn't go amiss

Oh and tell David I said hi
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:17, closed)

They should get Michael Buble
On The Bubble, dress him up as a dinosaur and get him to shoot coloured baloons off the ceiling.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:20, closed)

Why the fuck are you not spreading scandolous rumour and lies with these?!
Or at least some badly shopped nudey pics of Mitchell & Webb??
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:35, closed)

Dear Friz
fat face lolololololol
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:43, closed)

I trust you've told all of these people
That tickets will be left on the door for them, all they've got to do is to turn up on whatever day you decide they might be filming, go to reception and ask for the tickets that you haven't left for them?

If you want to go one step furher, ask them if they'd like you to arrange a parking space for them, or maybe, say the show will pay their expenses?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:47, closed)

DO THIS.
Do it NOW.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:02, closed)

More importantly
What was the joke?
(Milo Minderbinder, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:03, closed)

^^
. .
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:44, closed)

It really wasn't anything that funny
More of "lol, I'm misunderstanding you intentionally" joke.
( __, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:40, closed)

Him.
Me.
Him.

It's not really the tweets that matter, it's the fucking crazy fans of his who managed to find out my name, email and subsequently emailed me. I've been chatting to other people that he's @replied too, and they often get contacted similarly. Very annoying.
( __, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:43, closed)

so
can you get tickets or not?
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 5:02, closed)

Oh
I was at that recording. It was very funny. Germaine Greer used the word "CUNT" in scrabble.
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17, closed)