Dear HBOS, Royal Bank Of Scotland and Lloyds,
It appears that you are collectively £37 billion overdrawn. We appreciate that you have enjoyed the benefits of a small overdraft facility from Taxpayers PLC but you have exceeded the amount of £0 that we have deemed fair in your circumstances. You have therefore incurred a £5 billion administration charge to be paid immediately from your designated 'bonus fund' and you have 28 days to repay the sum of £37biliion to avoid futher charges.

Yours,

The British Public.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:46, 7 replies)

right on
I will have my £1270 back too.Robbing twunts.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:47, closed)

£1200 here too
but we went Bankrupt and it was partly due to Lloyds not helping us when we needed it. Was it really so hard to let us speak to someone who understood our language, they did not have to be in the UK! We are all for giving work to the third world, but sometimes when a Customer service rep says "Sorry I do not understand" for the fifth time, even I can lose my cool! I hope that the board of Lloyds all get leprosy.

Thieving bastards...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:00, closed)

Hahaha!
Great
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:57, closed)

THIS.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:05, closed)

Don't mention...
Too late! Anger growing, skin changing!

Spango SMASH!!!

Owww. That hurt...
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:27, closed)

Might I suggest
A similarly worded No.10 petition?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:33, closed)

I have a spare stamp!
come on, I'm sure this letter can be posted....
(LarksaLordy, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:15, closed)