Roberta?

( rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:58, 2 replies)

I'll consider it as a middle name if she's ginger.
Damn. There is actually a chance she'll be ginger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:00, closed)

A chance?
I'd say your genes are busy kicking the shit out of catface's right now to ensure she's a proper flame haired OIRISH lass.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:44, closed)

Yeah, and my genes are bigger than his.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:46, closed)

That's hardly a boast.
I heard you put your keys down the other day and he got lost behind them.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)

He's like the opposite of your mum.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)

He has a tiny vagina,
he doesn't suck me off last thing at night before I go to sleep and he doesn't take it up the arse from sailors for 20p and a bunch of grapes?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:19, closed)

I always thought
that Robyn was a nice name for a girl.

Anyway, congratulations and may she be born healthy and beautiful, (unlike me, sick and ugly! I was a ginger baby)bringing you both great joy.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:42, closed)

Haha yeah, call your kid something which can be shortened to 'Bert'.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:50, closed)