Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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A chance?I'd say your genes are busy kicking the shit out of catface's right now to ensure she's a proper flame haired OIRISH lass.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:44, 1 reply)
Yeah, and my genes are bigger than his.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:46,
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That's hardly a boast.I heard you put your keys down the other day and he got lost behind them.
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He's like the opposite of your mum.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03,
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He has a tiny vagina,he doesn't suck me off last thing at night before I go to sleep and he doesn't take it up the arse from sailors for 20p and a bunch of grapes?
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