Dear B3ta, 'specially this corner of the board,
I know I may have sounded ungrateful at times. I mean, Mixed Tapes seemed like a fucking stupid topic, though now I look back at that era and find it refreshingly novel and original in comparison to last week. You never did choose my Fwappage fodder QOTW suggestion despite it being near the top of the /all page for eleventy-one months, thus depriving me of seven days of Internet autisms porn mockery. That would have required a separate server for the Fail Archive. What a loss.

However, the need for the people on this site to meet in person and strike up awkward conversation with other online freaks meant that I got to have actual sex, with actual sperm that met an actual egg. Our baby is due in early July and we've just found out she's a girl so we can't call her Rob. Shame. Captain V, her proud father-in-waiting, insists that she'll be the sexiest child ever, so there's a heads-up for the paedos.

Consider this my grudging thanks,
Love CHCB.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:45, 16 replies)

Congratulations!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:49, closed)

thanks!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:51, closed)

Isn't geek love grand.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:57, closed)

Roberta?

( rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:58, closed)

I'll consider it as a middle name if she's ginger.
Damn. There is actually a chance she'll be ginger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:00, closed)

A chance?
I'd say your genes are busy kicking the shit out of catface's right now to ensure she's a proper flame haired OIRISH lass.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:44, closed)

Yeah, and my genes are bigger than his.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:46, closed)

That's hardly a boast.
I heard you put your keys down the other day and he got lost behind them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)

He's like the opposite of your mum.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)

He has a tiny vagina,
he doesn't suck me off last thing at night before I go to sleep and he doesn't take it up the arse from sailors for 20p and a bunch of grapes?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:19, closed)

I always thought
that Robyn was a nice name for a girl.

Anyway, congratulations and may she be born healthy and beautiful, (unlike me, sick and ugly! I was a ginger baby)bringing you both great joy.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:42, closed)

Haha yeah, call your kid something which can be shortened to 'Bert'.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:50, closed)

Just lovely
Makes me want a ginger B3ta baby too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, closed)

call her 'Pep'

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:59, closed)

Congratulations!
And "so there's a heads-up for the paedos" made me gafaw, so good work there too.

Have you considered Ginger Fuher?
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:51, closed)

Names
what about Emmanuel, shortens to Emma in an emergency, it means 'with God' - how can you go wrong if God's with you, surely?
(Benzyl, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:14, closed)

Emmanuel
You have seen the films I take it ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:06, closed)