To my unborn child,
You will not be allowed access to the internet until you're 18.

Tough. I don't care what 'the other kids are doing'.

Love,

Dad.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:28, 16 replies)

It;s good to see you're being responsible about this.
Wouldn't want to be accidentally noncing them up if they WERE online, eh?,
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:22, closed)

hahahahahahaha
oh fuck yes.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:31, closed)

They look down on that one in prison.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, closed)

Exactly!
Do as I say, not as I do.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:55, closed)

I know you're a bit dim when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...
but, the age of consent in this country is 16. I was left bitterly disappointed by your last series of threats. Every morning I woke up early expecting your 'policeman' friend goblin, or whatever his name is, to come and arrest me. But alas, he failed to materialise, robbing me of some much anticipated fun.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:00, closed)

fail

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:21, closed)

Not the dreaded 'fail'...
Oh well. Suicide for me again.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)

If you compare your sordid little life to just about anyone else's
You might actually do it!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:38, closed)

, said THE NIGHTSTALKER

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:51, closed)

Oh dear Christ you are a nobend.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:11, closed)

HELLO!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:59, closed)

"whatever his name is"
as if you don't have my name written down somewhere for angry reference!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:01, closed)

we are all a bit dim but i think we can all work out that
the age of eighteen at which you won't let yer kids have internet is also the same age at which you start creepystalking, and you could accidentally look at yer own kids nudey pics! so i think you not letting them online at all would be best, just in case.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:01, closed)

I like how in the world of the NIGHT STALKER I get to be the one who's the sexual inadequate

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:21, closed)

I don't understand
why you don't just use your ignore button, instead of trolling on other people who you don't like on here? If someone bothers you that much do you really have to resort to childish bullying, or can you not be a bit adult about it all?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:56, closed)

Oh. So you want nonces working in our children's schools do you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:51, closed)