This person here, has summed up why the Fail Archive exists people.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:16, 2 replies)

I disagree
(I think)

How is this a fail? It's marvelously written, and whether you personally agree with the poster's opinion or not, it does chime rather accurately with the feelings of a certain b3ta sub-sect.

If, however, you were saying not that this person has themselves failed but has succinctly and adeptly expressed the viewpoint of the particular segment of the population that is a bit fed up of obviously made-up stories, and that you yourself are in concordance with this viewpoint, then I agree.

Tsk. The vagaries of the English tongue.
(jennymnemonic, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:27, closed)

I should probably rephrase to go with the latter view.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:30, closed)

I feel your pain
but, there is a revolutionary new way to beat the problem. It's called not reading the posts.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:44, closed)

Tell the truth badger
They really exist because you are an unimaginative vicious attention seeking troll whose only contributions are about the time his friend popped a boner in his swimming trunks (which is a remarkable thing to remember so clearly after so long).

But, having said that, they are good value to skim through and I am sure that they make up for the lack of love and control in your own life that you so desperately seek. Any attention is good attention ay!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 2:52, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:14, closed)

I wish I knew how to post pictures
so much easier than thinking
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:24, closed)

sadly, qotw
has gone downhill. It used to be much better, owing to the posters. Read qotw from two years back and it was generally more honest nd intelligent.

There are some good posters, still but there seem to be an increasing amount of inexperienced kids and social rejects coming here.

Most old school people, while being in touch with one another, find this decline to be sad.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:22, closed)

Did it all used to be fields?
I bet it all used to be fields...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:31, closed)

Personally I blame it on the allowing of comments.
It gave people validation for their sex lies and whining.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:53, closed)

Not as good as it used to be
It was always said of Punch Magazine that it was never as good as it used to be. (ie for about 150 years)

In many ways I think that B3ta is now Britain's Punch. It is edgey and irreverant. As it evolves the new ideas will push out the old - and the oldies will feel left out.

Vive B3ta!
(justin(e), Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:23, closed)

always wear sunscreen
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:25, closed)

fuck baz lurhman
fuck him with fire and glass.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:35, closed)

What's more telling,. Bad Advice:
You remember so clearly only that one story he's posted.

Enjoyed it, did ya?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 23:06, closed)