Well done.
Not having a bank account is obviously the right way to go. I keep all my money under the bed and even though it has all been stolen a couple of times, it is worth it for the peace of mind I get from knowing that should the bank go bust, I will not lose my wad. I like to pay my bills over the counter and although it costs me almost fifteen pounds to bus into town and back, at least I am not paying bank charges. Fucking banks are so last year.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:35, 2 replies)

I keep all my cash in a dog's bum.
There's no interest but there's LOADS of interesting.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:48, closed)

Sorry
A man goes into the doctors complaining of an uncomfortable feeling in his arse. The doctor has a look and discovers a £10 note stuffed up there. He looks further, and finds a £20 note up there too, then another, and another.
Eventually, the doctor looks at the patient and says, this was your problem, you had £1990 up your arse!"
"Didn't think I felt too grand"

again, apologies...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:35, closed)

Thats bad
Hull, one way second class for you chap
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:35, closed)

I'm
sorry to hear that you've been robbed - you should invest in a fire-proof safe, like I have (60 quid, discount for cash ;-) ) - I've not had any bother with being robbed, or taking buses (I haven't taken a bus since I passed my driving test some 20 odd years ago).
(dchurch bah, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:02, closed)