dear mcdonalds
why did you do it? you gave me the most wondrous thing ever created, the cappuccino doughnut. then, you took it away. how could you? do you know how i craved for just one more of those greasy, fattening, coffee-flavoured rings of sugared evil? i can't even eat in one of your "restaurants" anymore.
that and the fact that my hygiene-unfriendly ex works for you. employees always wash their hands? don't fucking bet on it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:02, 13 replies)

*sobs*
Why are all the bad things so tasty!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:30, closed)

mmmmm
sacrilicious
*drools*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:37, closed)

Those
and the big breakfast in a bun thing they did about 5 years ago.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:14, closed)

never tried one of those
apart from cappuccino doughnuts and the occasional coffee, i've never really been one for fast food places
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:24, closed)

I've seen the pix
I find that hard to believe.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:03, closed)

that was a
very twuntish thing to say
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:52, closed)

your profile says you have a penis
so i guess we both have something we find hard to believe.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 21:30, closed)

What, seriously?
Something that McDonalds sold is the most wondrous thing ever created?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:32, closed)

When you're freezing to death...
in a windswept car park waiting for a night bus that will never come then their hot apple pie definitely seems like the most wondrous thing ever created. An hour of hand warmer and then a filling snack!
( ElParrot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52, closed)

Wouldn't...
a handful of your own fresh dung have similar exothermic qualities and probably taste better, to boot?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54, closed)

Taste wise maybe
but nothing in the world is as hot as the inside of one of those apple pies. It's like a napalm phal.
( ElParrot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:39, closed)

Now this...
Really made me chuckle - it's 100% true too...

Fucking hate McDonalds though...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, closed)

it was back then
but i was stoned at the time, so my judgement may well have been impaired.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, closed)