dear annoying snoring man in a backpackers hostel in Lille France in 2001
i scrubbed your toothbrush around the bowl of the toilet while drunk.

i hope you didn't die.

all the best,
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:08, 5 replies)

Because he snored?
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:12, closed)

Hahahaha!
I did the whole Euro-rail backpacking hostel thing in my gap year in 1998.

I did not think about packing earplugs. Every fucking hostel room I stayed in had another person who kept me awake by snoring.

Eventually, I had had enough and checked into a hotel for a few nights. Yes, it meant that I had to spend more money than I wanted to - but I just did it in order to get some snore-free sleep.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:42, closed)

Bit harsh I think
I'm sure he didn't keep you awake on purpose.

And I'm sure he paid just as much to go on a good backpacking holiday too.

Oh well
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:41, closed)

Yeah, snoring can't be helped.
Being drunk is the king of excuses though.

Bongo cunts are the worst. Why do they think people want to hear their shitty bongos at eight in the morning. I took to carrying a couple of extra padlocks with me. If some bongo cunts started up, I would pop a padlock on the clasp on the outside of their door, then fuck off out for the day.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:54, closed)

Was this just before your put on your Batman suit
and making a speedy get away in your Honda Accord of justice and well before he woke up?
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:01, closed)