Dearest Amy
He beat you about and is a drug dealing scumbag, please stop going back to him. He's your ex for a reason. I know that you're both fucking each other 3 doors away right now, you will get messed about again, trust me. If he hasn't left by 6, i'm going to punch him square in his neanderthal face and tell his new girlfriend about his antics.
Kisses to your mother.
(KneelDiamond, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:23, 12 replies)

Amy's well good in the sack.
Filthy. FILTHY.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, closed)

God yeah.
Flexible too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, closed)

Impressively agile for such a fat lass, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, closed)

And she gives me free drugs...
What a girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:32, closed)

To be fair
That was more about just being sensible on her part.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:33, closed)

Yes - that is true.
By the way - she said 'Bukkake Tuesday' is back on and wanted to know if you were 'cumming'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:35, closed)

she is the only girl who likes my premature ejaculation.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)

She loves it up the bum
and is very keen on having food rubbed into her flange too. Perhaps it's a way of taking calories on board whilst fucking, and so maintaining her impressive (yet terrifying) girth.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:31, closed)

she loves it when I shit in her cunt

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)

She loves it when I gouge her eyes out, and fuck the empty sockets.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, closed)

Is it wrong
to Like This for the replies?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:04, closed)

Not at all,
they've been brutally entertaining
(KneelDiamond, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)