Amy's well good in the sack.
Filthy. FILTHY.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, 1 reply)

God yeah.
Flexible too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, closed)

Impressively agile for such a fat lass, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, closed)

And she gives me free drugs...
What a girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:32, closed)

To be fair
That was more about just being sensible on her part.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:33, closed)

Yes - that is true.
By the way - she said 'Bukkake Tuesday' is back on and wanted to know if you were 'cumming'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:35, closed)

she is the only girl who likes my premature ejaculation.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)

She loves it up the bum
and is very keen on having food rubbed into her flange too. Perhaps it's a way of taking calories on board whilst fucking, and so maintaining her impressive (yet terrifying) girth.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:31, closed)

she loves it when I shit in her cunt

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)

She loves it when I gouge her eyes out, and fuck the empty sockets.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, closed)