
"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
( , Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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I'm almost certain I know who you are, and you know exactly what you're doing, since it's always my nice whole organic 2 pinter that you take the majority of in one go, leaving me a 1 cm dribble in the bottom of the carton. I also know it was you who took a frozen chicken breast and a pepper, and probably my sodding yoghurt that I was saving for breakfast.
What you don't realise it that I currently have access to two sachets of hospital-strength bowel evacuant. Maybe then you'll think twice before nicking my milk.
Lots of Love!
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:56, 12 replies)

is having a nice little chat with this person face-to-face.
There's a website named passive aggressive notes, or something like that. Loads of people doing this sort of thing. Don't really get it. Just fucking have a go at them in person and that should sort the problem out. Cheers.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:04, closed)

Is it Picolax? If it is, Google "picolax + bluenote" for encouragement.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:06, closed)

That stuff could probably liven up an otherwise boring wedding no end.
Here's the website I was thinking of:
www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:12, closed)

Nothing remains; Nothing. Its very effective. or: "Golytely". In my opinion Kleenprep is superior.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09, closed)

The stuff I have is Citramag so I think it's pretty much the same sort of stuff. I did try the nice and friendly approach but some people just won't listen. Luckily for them the sachets have a proper purpose, so they'll be getting away with their thievery for a little bit longer, but by god the temptation is there!
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26, closed)

doing something reasonably important, for added damage.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:11, closed)

green food dye to the milk might do the trick. They probably won't consume green milk.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:20, closed)

Used to drink double vodka and Jif lemon. Looks like dish water and stopped the invisible cunt minesweeping me.
( , Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:51, closed)

But surely that'd just look like a spit cup and, as such, may get topped up?
( , Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, closed)
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