Dear Cheryl Cole
Why don't you just come clean, as it were, and admit that your 'marriage' to Ashley Cole was nothing but a face-saving excercise?
It seems too much of a coincidence to many people after your racist altercation with a lowly toilet attendent, within six months you had married a black man (incidentally putting to bed those rumours about him being gay, which occurred about the same time).

I'm sure you'd like the majority of the british public to believe it was just a coincidence. Just like the fact you and Mr Cole have the same management team is 'just a coincidence'.

Like it's 'just a coincidence' that rumours of Ashley's affairs always seem to come out just before you release a single, like 'Fight for our Love', which makes the public go all weepy and sympathetic for you.

I'm sure you had no idea that the press had been sitting on the latest affair rumours for six months before they decided to release the details on the day you announced your new single, thus allowing the media to plug it everytime they mentioned the 'news' story.

I'm sure that you're not that thick, that you can't see that you're allowing your life to be turned into a fun-packed soap-opera which benefits only those people around you, and means that when the truth finally emerges the public will go back to hating you almost as much as they hate your 'husband'. You also realise this whole affair has probably killed any chances your 'best friends' in Girls Aloud ever had of having a career of their own (except maybe the ginger one).

As Troy McClure said to Selma Bouvier: "Of course this marriage is a sham. The difference is, we know ours is a sham."

Yours
Sarah Harding
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:13, 4 replies)

Click.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:28, closed)

*click*

( JebediahSpringfield, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21, closed)

*Clickity*
I'd still bang her though! and not in a toilet attendent way either...
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17, closed)

Heh...*click*
And like MudButton, I'd also happily bang her until Sunday :)
( snee held his breath since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, closed)