Dear Lazy Part of my Brain,
Please get off your arse and go to the shop. There is nothing apart from naan bread to eat and you really should do something about that. I know you're enjoying pissing about on the net and not doing anything remotely productive, but yesterday's tea consisted of a cheezburger, and as I don't remember being a lolcat this needs to change. Now. Get Off The Internet!

In anticipation,

Your Guts.
( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, 6 replies)

Dear Perry the Platypus
give me back my persona.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)

Now I feel obliged to do the same.
Why have you done this too me!
(Surfeit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)

Some good may come of it... I left the house to get food and found a beer festival on the next block!
( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:04, closed)

No good. I made it to the kitchen, threw a few waffles & a chicken kiev into the oven, played COD & then ate said food. No ketchup.
(Surfeit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:37, closed)

mmm
cheezburger nomnomnom
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:59, closed)

Bleargh, now you've gone and done it
I'm going to go clean my kitchen.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:02, closed)