Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Girls like men who lie (1)Two mates I used to work with went on the pull. Since no one considered IT a remotely sexy career they decided to spice up their jobs a little by blatantly lying about what they did for a living.
Mate 1 told all who'd listen that he was a pilot. To be fair, he'd got down to the last round of interviews so he ably bluffed it and wowed the ladies with his Top Gun attitude.
Mate 2 trumped this by announcing he was a shepherd, then proceeded to break down and cry about how he lost all his little lambs in the Foot-and-Mouth cull. He didn't have to buy a drink all evening.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55,
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Now, that is brilliant.Might well have a go at that one myself. And when it's pointed out that there are no sheep in East Manchester, I'll be able to say, "Exactly! It breaks my heart!"
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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