a
couple of years ago, my parents were taken to necker by a stupidly wealthy mate who had hired it to celebrate his 60th.

i went out for lunch with my friend sam, who at the time was working with a load of pikeys at a pikey loan company in pikey macclesfield. we were talking about necker and i was telling sam a little bit about branson's island paradise and all the things you can do on it.

the next day, a pikey came up to sam.

"your mate rswipe's a right liar, innit."

"why?" said sam.

"well," the gyppo said, knowledgeably, "i were telling me dad about this holiday she were telling you about. and my dad said it's bullshit. he said that mecca is where muslims go to pray."

dear god.

i didn't know whether to laugh or to be impressed that its dad had even heard of mecca in any context other than bingo.

i would apologise for being snobby, but if anyone here knows macclesfield, they'll know it's entirely justified...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:46, 7 replies)

I don't know about you, but...
I-I-I love macclesfield.
(davywavy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:54, closed)

Us Pikeys
are offended about being compared to macclesfield, we have standards you know.
( Trollman, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, closed)

I only know Macclesfield by reputation...
...and via the Macc Lads. But I think this post is justified.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:58, closed)

Oh Macclesfield!!!
I live in Macclesfield and have to agree that there are some right daft tw@ts around these parts.

Not as bad as some of the surrouding areas though.

And Stockport ;)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:06, closed)

You didn't sound snobby at all.
I often call my fellow human beings "it" as well.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:09, closed)

clearly you've
never been to macclesfield.

those are not human beings.

i am not quite sure what they are. other than soap dodgers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:28, closed)

Too posh for my tastes
RSwipe is so bloody posh it sickens me the way only mediocre caviar on a Wednesday brucheon with my Parents can.

I shall be forced to say "Tcha" to her next time I see her at a Palace fete.
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:26, closed)