Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Lying weirdy beardyMy mate Ben told me that a young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of his until he turned to evil and helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights, betrayed and murdered my father.
Imagine my shock when after having my hand chopped off at the end of a climatic battle with Darth Vader he told me that HE was my father!!!
And what was Bens excuse? He was trying to protect me!!! What a twat!!! I grew up for years thinking I was an orphan when all along my dad was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy. Imagine the upbringing I could have had. Instead I grew in a little shithole in a shitty planet.
L. Skywalker
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:58,
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bellendSeriously, it aint funny.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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...FAIL
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*spikey
you mormally write amusing posts - what happened dude?
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20,
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My first instinctwas to reply saying just how INTENSELY SHIT that was, but I see a few others beat me to it.
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