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Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."

Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.

BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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This could take a while...
My ex girlfriend was a sociopath (still is for that matter...). Frankly I don't care whether she's reading this or not so I'll go ahead and say her name is Sarah Gaffey, avoid her like the plague.
The first few days of our relationship were lovely, I was happy to have found someone who really seemed to like me. Then it all went downhill. It started with her claims that she was a 'Gypsy Princess', that should have been a warning signal but I'm just too damn open-minded... Then she started claiming to have magical powers and apparently she was locked in a war with her ex boyfriend Craig who was a Warlock... And yet I still didn't end it :/ He tried to kill her with scissors and when that didn't work he killed her Luthier Grandfather who was in the process of building me a custom guitar. At least that's what she says. I'd eventually had enough of the bullshit and our relationship was not only taking it's toll on me, but all the friendships I had going at the time. I let her down gently but still made it clear I wanted nothing more to do with her. Which is why I was surprised when she showed up at my doorstep the next day. She had it in her head that I still wanted to be friends, she didn't even get the oh-so-subtle signals such as never saying a word to her and avoiding all eye-contact... Eventually she made too many enemies at our school and had to leave (yay!), thus balance was restored. Or was it? (no, no it was not).
Months after she had gone I found out about some rumours involving me and her. I had apparently raped her and made two attempts against her life, which is why she ended it with me... It went absolutely bat shit when I heard this but luckily the only people who knew this crap were people who really knew me.

It doesn't even end there...
Now I'm in college and I keep seeing her around town, one thing that bugged me was that her friends would always give me scathing, hate-filled looks. I found out why about a month ago when I met and befriended someone who went to school with her after me. She's been going around telling everyone that I got her pregnant (keep in mind we never got past kissing...) and I regularly abused her. Now a quarter of Nottingham's teenage population think I'm a psycho rapist, all becuase of one girls inabilty to make friends normally.
She's left me with some emotional issues and I find it very hard to approach girls or to trust anyone. Everyone know's I'm a nice guy but whenever I see her I'm filled with rage, to think that one person could be so selfish as to try and ruin another persons life.

So yeah, thanks to someone else's compulsive lying I'm a psychopath...

I could go on about how she tried to convince everyone that her Dad is in Type-O-Negative and regularly sends her large bundles of money, even though I really know that her mum (who is lovely by the way) is a single-parent and her dad left her family behind just like mine did, but I've gone on long enough.

Apologies for lack of humour, I just don't find it very funny :/
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:54, 3 replies)
you get
a click, for the naming of names.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:39, closed)
but how could you not want to be with
Pete Steele's daughter?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:39, closed)
I doubt Pete Steele
would send his daughter to the school we went to...

She never actually said he was her dad, but she gave me and my friends a CD saying it was her dad's band and the CD was full of Type-O songs.
(, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:37, closed)

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