finally i have a story
the "i have never" drinking game is one most are familiar with.

***for those who arent, you all sit in a circle and say out loud something you have done, but say "i have never instead". you drink if you have done whatever it is. my best one of the night for those who care was proposing to my best mates ex-girlfriend***

but we were on a uni social early in the year and wanted to get ot know each other, this seemed like the fastest and most fun way of doing so. normally in this game theres always one person whos done more than anyone else, but max spent as much time drinking as oliver reed and george best on a stag weekend.

he had done it all... stolen a teddy bear and fucked it. kicked a swan. had sex with a girl he didnt really fancy, in a hammock, on a sail boat going across the atlantic. caught his parents having sex. heard his parents having sex whilst wanking and finishing himself off. had an ex-girlfriend shag him up the arse. drunk his own piss for a bet. fought a bouncer. spitroasted a girl with one of his best mates.

the list could quite literally go on.

after this little game i said unto him "surely some of thats bollocks mate, a little bravado to impress the ladies?"

to which he replied: "mate when youve been around as long as i have, and been at university as long as me. youll have done half that shit by the time you graduate"

he's a 22 year old student radio technician.

apologies for length, but you should read his CV!
(bacneman, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 2:55, 1 reply)

right...
I was at uni for 8 years (must be a record) - the most exciting thing I got up to was getting ranked as world's best player for a game called Global Warfare (HL1 mod).

No really, I did - if theclq.com was still up and running i'd give you a link...
(Heggy, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 22:32, closed)